10 Signs You Have Too Much Money

With so many problems facing the world today, it seems that the plight of the wealthy has fallen off of our radar. After all, was it not our great philosopher Biggie Smalls who once said, "Mo Money, Mo Problems?" If you can relate to any of these, you might have a little too much cash in your pocket.

#1 - 52 Card Pickup

It seems like this method of poker would be very, very difficult to shuffle. And surprisingly easy to cheat at.

#2 - Poolception

Sure, a pool in a pool is nice, but what would be even better was if the entire contraption was floating in a THIRD pool. Or a small lake.

#3 - And All the Catnip You Can Handle!

That cat is going to have a night on the town. You'll find them staggering out of the milk bar at 3 AM.

#4 - The Life Cycle of the Rich and Famous

It's a little-known fact that rich people emerge from the engines of supercars. This little one is turbocharged and has amazing torque.

#5 - Don't Forget the Simple Things

Money can't buy happiness, but it CAN buy doughnuts, and isn't that the same thing in the long run?

#6 - Now Rich

To be fair, if I ever win the lottery, I'm buying a sportscar as well. I can't blame this guy for wanting to brag about their newfound wealth.

#7 - But...I Mean, You Could Just...

See, they're called "convertibles" because you can "convert" them from one mode to another, so you don't need to bring an...that is to say, you could just...oh, forget it.

#8 - The Aftereffects of Making it Rain

Sure, it's all fun and games when you're throwing around cash like it doesn't mean a thing, but someone has to clean that mess up the next day if you want to pay rent!

#9 - Chez Fido

I'm pretty sure that dog's apartment is nicer than mine. Who's a good boy?

#10 - The Mean Streets of the Cotswolds

They can't even find a second pony? That poor, deprived family. They should start a GoFundMe or something; that's a sob story worth hearing about.