Top 13 Hipster-World Problems
You Only Live Once. Why spend life on worrying about these problems then? Because even hipsters need to learn as they grow.
Your hair may look different, but definitely not special. In fact every other hipster in your building might have the same barber.
Mason jars can hold anything and everything with water. Even bakers use them to prepare cake!
Hipsters have bad taste in fashion. They’re the complete opposites of practical and sensible fashion sense. No other group of people can transform a $200-outfit to look like you got it from a homeless man.
Your hair looks like a maze and feels like a maze too. The more intricate the style, the better and more artistic you will seem to the hipster community.
Hipsters touch my face whenever they want to stress a point during conversations.
Obscure is your music genre. Hipsters won’t even dare touch torrent-friendly bands. Raw, unadulterated music versions are eargasms.
You don’t go to a regular grocery stores, but an organic food store. Where is the aisle for Quinoa?
Choose a pair of glasses in terms of frame size rather than grade. Thick, black glass frames are sexy and you know it!
Spend lots of money on vinyl records that MAY work rather than brand new CDs that do. The moldier the cover, the more valuable it is.
You always wish for a full beard and mustache for Christmas. Santa Clause is going to disappoint you this year. He never fails and you never fail to seek for the impossible.
Almost 99% of your wardrobe is plaid. It’s not a phase, but a lifestyle you’ve decided to uphold. You want to look like a table runner. It’s cool.
All the shirts you own look like they've been murdered by a 5-year old in basic cutting activities.