The Most Incredibly Hilarious Dating Tips From Tumblr’s Archives

Is there anything more stressful than braving the waters of the dating world? We’ve all been stuck on a nightmare date with someone who just wouldn’t get a clue, or had an embarrassing moment when everything has gone horribly wrong. That doesn’t even begin to get into the hassle of combing through online dating sites or trying to hook up at a party—it can really make you want to tear your hair out! You need to sit back and laugh about things some times, or else the stress can really get to you. Fortunately, Tumblr has your back.

#1 - It’s called “showing initiative”.

If you’re having trouble getting that special someone to notice you, one possible solution is to remove everyone else from your way. That’s sure to get you some attention from someone at least, though you may not enjoy it when it comes.

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#2 - Always be supportive.

Remember that making a decision about your love life is one of the hardest things you can do. Therefore, you should always support your friends decisions full-heartedly—even if this requires some clever mental gymnastics.

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#3 - Stick to your standards

She was perfect in every way, except for the fact she couldn’t appreciate the brilliance of my Japanese anime. There are just some things that you can’t let slide at the end of the day.

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#4 - Be careful what you wish for.

Some traits in a potential partner sound great on paper, but less so when you’re force to deal with them in person. Make sure you’re explicitly clear on what you want and in what way, or you may find yourself eating your words later.

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#5 - Make your intentions clear

The subtle approach can be a solid way to go sometimes, but other times, your message will fly over someone’s head. It can be frustrating when you’re attempting to get someone’s attention and they remain clueless. But, if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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#6 - Find a better dating service

Who needs OKCupid or Match.com? You don’t need some fancy compatibility test to see who’s around to date. Similar interests? If all you do is sit on the couch and binge-watch your favorite shows all day, you don’t need a 72-point quiz to figure this one out. Netflix is sitting on a potential goldmine here!

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#7 - Don’t be too quick to assume.

Yes, we’ve all heard the same pickup lines a million times before, and we all know precisely how things are supposed to work. Remember, though, just because you’re looking for a relationship doesn’t mean the person you’re talking to is—and sometimes, an innocent remark is just that.

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#8 - Confidence is a virtue.

Remember, when you’re looking for a date, you’re trying to convince other people that you’re worth dating, too. There’s nothing better than acknowledging what you do best and spreading that knowledge to the rest of the world. Of course, it’s helpful if you can back your confidence up with actual facts or something of that nature…

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#9 - Or you could try the opposite of confidence. That’s good, too.

Hey, why would you lower your standards to date someone who couldn’t tell what you’re thinking? Why not cut out the middleman by trying to convince your target to flirt first with you? If they can’t tell that you want them to flirt with you without asking, well, the relationship probably wouldn’t work out anyway…or so you keep telling yourself.

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#10 - And finally…

Sometimes, when you’ve been on date after date to no avail, and have waded through some the most awkward and cringe-inducing situations imaginable, sometimes it’s best to just move on. After all, who has time to deal with this stuff?

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