Terrifying Signs of The Universe not having Your Back

The universe is a much stranger place than we give it credit for. Just when we think we have everything sorted out, life throws a curveball at us. All we can really do is laugh and try to roll with the punches.

#1 - Don't Play a Player

Yeah, I'm going to go over here. To the other room. Far, far away from you. I've seen that look before; I don't want to be the inspiration for one of your next songs.

#2 - Going to Jail over Only One Dollar

We live in a SOCIETY with RULES! RULES exist for a REASON! Do you want ANARCHY? Dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria!

#3 - He Seems Happy

Who are we to judge how a good boy spends his time? This doggo seems perfectly content where he is, just leave him be.

#4 - She's Just Like Us!

Just because you're a celebrity doesn't mean you're not human! Michelle knows where Barack sleeps at night, and she knows who's really in charge. Hail to the Chief.

#5 - A Dangerous Prank

This is a fun prank to pull, if you don't mind getting the ever-loving crud beaten out of you by an angry SO at the end of the day. That's really the only way this can end, so do be careful.

#6 - That's Not Gone Well

So, not only is this device horribly named--it doesn't hover! Not at all!--but it's actively dangerous to be around? Toy of the year, right there.

#7 - Critical Bluff Fail

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, Gary. You're going to need to show us your canine relationships before we believe you.

#8 - The Bro Code in Action

Well, this isn't the ideal way this situation could have resolved itself, but at least one of the two involved admitted what happened in the cold light of day. I'm not sure toilet-based messages are the most trustworthy, however.

#9 - Oops.

Look. Word of advice. If you're knowingly lying, don't agree to take a polygraph! They're not actually accurate, but why on Earth would you mess around with something like that?

#10 - A Role Model

When you see someone you knew as a kid make it big, it's like you're right there with them on the biggest stage! The same is true, apparently, if you're a dog.