10 Dolls That Should Be Burned Immediately
Never was a doll person, never will be. Dolls are dainty little angels that should be handled gingerly and treated delicately? I don't know what dolls you're playing with, but it is my personal belief that these should be flung violently into an open flame.
This ginger doll from hell.
Little girls who play with this doll turn into freckled minions of Lucifer himself. Oh, red-headed children are adorable? I dare you to look into this one's eyes for 5 seconds straight.
This angelic little ba-NOPE.
Bald, bright-eyed and rosy-cheeked? How about gaunt, feverish, and hungry for your soul?
… that plastic, chilling glance.
Bleach blonde toddlers with bob-cuts and bangs may be cute, but their look-alike dolls want to inhale every fiber of joy from your trembling body.
This grinning nightmare.
A toothy grin that will steal the very marrow from deep inside your bones and turn your flesh to jelly.
This smiling demon.
Never in your life has a smile stolen your soul quite so literally as this one.
Nothing like the cold, lifeless gaze of a baby doll chillin' on your pillow.
There should be a reality show consisting of an isolated room, this doll, a million dollars, and a timer.
This doll is daring you to participate in a staring contest.
The catch? If he wins, he owns your first born child and in case you don't procreate, your soul. He's all about insurance.
This vintage heart-stopper.
I dare you to hug this one for a full minute, making sure its face is firmly pressed against your chest. Be especially aware that its eyes will be open and its teeth exposed.
This doll who might possibly be the preserved corpse of a toddler.
Just look at it. A blank gaze, forever frozen in stoic shock. The dusty curls, the glossy eyes…
This horrific antique.
Let's play a game of would-you-rather. Sleep beside an actual human skill or this adorably satanic baby doll.