10 Dolls That Should Be Burned Immediately
Never was a doll person, never will be. Dolls are dainty little angels that should be handled gingerly and treated delicately? I don't know what dolls you're playing with, but it is my personal belief that these should be flung violently into an open flame.
#1 - This ginger doll from hell.
Little girls who play with this doll turn into freckled minions of Lucifer himself. Oh, red-headed children are adorable? I dare you to look into this one's eyes for 5 seconds straight.
#2 - This angelic little ba-NOPE.
Bald, bright-eyed and rosy-cheeked? How about gaunt, feverish, and hungry for your soul?
#3 - … that plastic, chilling glance.
Bleach blonde toddlers with bob-cuts and bangs may be cute, but their look-alike dolls want to inhale every fiber of joy from your trembling body.
#4 - This grinning nightmare.
A toothy grin that will steal the very marrow from deep inside your bones and turn your flesh to jelly.
#5 - This smiling demon.
Never in your life has a smile stolen your soul quite so literally as this one.
#6 - Nothing like the cold, lifeless gaze of a baby doll chillin' on your pillow.
There should be a reality show consisting of an isolated room, this doll, a million dollars, and a timer.
#7 - This doll is daring you to participate in a staring contest.
The catch? If he wins, he owns your first born child and in case you don't procreate, your soul. He's all about insurance.
#8 - This vintage heart-stopper.
I dare you to hug this one for a full minute, making sure its face is firmly pressed against your chest. Be especially aware that its eyes will be open and its teeth exposed.
#9 - This doll who might possibly be the preserved corpse of a toddler.
Just look at it. A blank gaze, forever frozen in stoic shock. The dusty curls, the glossy eyes…
#10 - This horrific antique.
Let's play a game of would-you-rather. Sleep beside an actual human skill or this adorably satanic baby doll.